Qantas Boarding Music

By JA | Mar 18, 2019, 04:01 PM
Forgot to shazam a song I heard while boarding a qantas a380 flight in December last year. Does anyone know if Qantas still release their playlist etc and where I can find it? I know they used to upload their boarding music playlists on spotify but it looks like they've stopped doing that.
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By ForeverSilver | Mar 18, 2019, 10:24 PM
No idea, but if they could update the pre-flight safety demonstration I would be forever grateful. That guy getting coffee in London is the worst!!

"Heeey Bec"
"Hey fellas! Two flat whites?
"Double shots mate"
"Big night last night?"
*Pretentious fake laugh*

And what typical Australian always gets in the front seat of cab?

I realise I haven't been helpful, sorry. London coffee guy just really gets to me.
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By JA | Mar 18, 2019, 11:13 PM
No idea, but if they could update the pre-flight safety demonstration I would be forever grateful. That guy getting coffee in London is the worst!!

"Heeey Bec"
"Hey fellas! Two flat whites?
"Double shots mate"
"Big night last night?"
*Pretentious fake laugh*

And what typical Australian always gets in the front seat of cab?

I realise I haven't been helpful, sorry. London coffee guy just really gets to me.

Yeah I completely agree...Qantas' 2017 one was much better imo
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By Mjudd | Mar 19, 2019, 02:28 AM
Talking about safety videos, when is VA going to change theirs!?

Just when to are trying to settle down and relax, the last thing you want to hear is a roaring v8, the screeching of tyres, and people yelling.

It also goes for about 5 minutes too long.

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By tomJ | Mar 19, 2019, 08:18 AM
Talking about safety videos, when is VA going to change theirs!?

Just when to are trying to settle down and relax, the last thing you want to hear is a roaring v8, the screeching of tyres, and people yelling.

It also goes for about 5 minutes too long.


Can't be worse than BA's comedy relief. It's paced so slowly, and just keeps going. And going. And going. It's 6:30 in length.

As for the boarding music, there's a thread on AFF where someone recorded it using their laptop. Worth looking on there in the QF section.
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By syd_dan | Mar 19, 2019, 08:29 AM
Totally agree - London coffee guy is awful. The whole video is cringeworthy and annoying.

What is with the whole bizarre interpretive-dance style video anyway? Aren't the people demonstrating the actions required in an emergency so everyone - even those who don't speak english know what to do??? How does a guy putting a tub of oysters under a bench on a fishing boat convey that bags need to be placed under the seat in front of you...? (or is the oysters under the bench the previous video) *sigh*

Please change the video, Qantas.

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By adethyasjce | Mar 19, 2019, 09:30 AM
No idea, but if they could update the pre-flight safety demonstration I would be forever grateful. That guy getting coffee in London is the worst!!

"Heeey Bec"
"Hey fellas! Two flat whites?
"Double shots mate"
"Big night last night?"
*Pretentious fake laugh*

And what typical Australian always gets in the front seat of cab?

I realise I haven't been helpful, sorry. London coffee guy just really gets to me.

LOL :D Well said, mate. I've read this over and over again this morning and doesn't get old :D
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By watson374 | Mar 19, 2019, 10:31 AM
No idea, but if they could update the pre-flight safety demonstration I would be forever grateful. That guy getting coffee in London is the worst!!

"Heeey Bec"
"Hey fellas! Two flat whites?
"Double shots mate"
"Big night last night?"
*Pretentious fake laugh*

And what typical Australian always gets in the front seat of cab?

I realise I haven't been helpful, sorry. London coffee guy just really gets to me.

I can confirm that nothing, not even priority boarding or inflight dining, triggers today's regular Qantas flyer quite like this particular part of the 2018 safety video. I need only utter the two words, "Heeeyyyy Beeccc," to get a violent reaction.

I literally require it to be a parody of the previous ones.
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By jrfsp | Mar 19, 2019, 11:04 AM
haha i still think the cricket one was even more cringe
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By peterpeerapat | Mar 19, 2019, 11:48 AM
No idea, but if they could update the pre-flight safety demonstration I would be forever grateful. That guy getting coffee in London is the worst!!

"Heeey Bec"
"Hey fellas! Two flat whites?
"Double shots mate"
"Big night last night?"
*Pretentious fake laugh*

And what typical Australian always gets in the front seat of cab?

I realise I haven't been helpful, sorry. London coffee guy just really gets to me.

"Your aircraft has great coffee too..."

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By CBRQF | Mar 19, 2019, 02:20 PM
No idea, but if they could update the pre-flight safety demonstration I would be forever grateful. That guy getting coffee in London is the worst!!

"Heeey Bec"
"Hey fellas! Two flat whites?
"Double shots mate"
"Big night last night?"
*Pretentious fake laugh*

And what typical Australian always gets in the front seat of cab?

I realise I haven't been helpful, sorry. London coffee guy just really gets to me.

"Your aircraft has great coffee too..."


I laugh every time I hear that line!
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By PCHammond | Mar 19, 2019, 03:08 PM
This is why I don't bother streaming/using the Qantas provided entertainment and use my own tablet loaded with Netflix. So I can skip the stupid safety video.

I've still seen the video enough times to physically cringe when I hear the "Heeey Bec" and I can hear the Qantas music in the background when I simply read it...
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By watson374 | Mar 19, 2019, 05:22 PM
This is why I don't bother streaming/using the Qantas provided entertainment and use my own tablet loaded with Netflix. So I can skip the stupid safety video.

I've still seen the video enough times to physically cringe when I hear the "Heeey Bec" and I can hear the Qantas music in the background when I simply read it...

"I wouldn't if I were you..."
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By Libertyscott | Mar 20, 2019, 02:23 AM
Just nobody replicate the now dead Air NZ rap safety video - that reached new depths of awful and cringe.
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By DrSK | Mar 20, 2019, 02:38 PM
Agreed - such a painful start to each flight - but at least AirNZ had the good sense to pull it early. Would be nice if Qantas extended us the same courtesy . . .
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By Nick Sydney 2 | Mar 20, 2019, 03:40 PM
Maybe QF can make the next safety vid with the tradies view of the world. 'Yeah mate nah'

Cannot be any worse than 'Hey Bec'.
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